*sees teacup technique and finger on trigger*

Is John Cena wearing carpet for shoes?

Is John Cena wearing carpet for shoes?

It was the most awkward doctor’s visit ever. 

4 years later...

LMAO you brought back some memories I would’ve kept repressed until I die. I remember stopping at a rest stop (God bless those) and seeing him in a space suit (iirc) for Eneos. I can’t believe I still remember that name. 

Canned pulpo from Spain is delicious! I encourage others to give it a try if they are feeling adventurous. It’s really good with crusty bread and a garlic-flavored oil, or a pepper-infused oil.

Canned pulpo from Spain is delicious! I encourage others to give it a try if they are feeling adventurous. It’s…

I lol’d at the popcorn’s simplicity. Also that hornet shot makes it look like it’s chillin out in a tiny hot tub. 

A man named Musk and a woman named Grimes have a baby with a name that I can only assume is pronounced “Eshaetwelve”. I can also pretend he’s named after titular character Mega Man X.

Shoot I thought you said “bring on your pants” and I was like “Yes. Finally it’s my time to shine.”

I’m not gonna buy this bundle only because I don’t care about the games. But I’ll be donating directly to those organizations anyway. 

I'd hate to ReMIND you about it

I’m surprised I didn’t see the “slow cook” method. The meat literally fell off the bone, so I guess you could say I failed at the “carving” part. 

I’m surprised I didn’t see the “slow cook” method. The meat literally fell off the bone, so I guess you could say I…

I thought that was a hair clip with a measuring spoon built in for when you have long hair and an emergency need for a measuring spoon arises. 

I thought that was a hair clip with a measuring spoon built in for when you have long hair and an emergency need for…

Boomer: “Toughen up, snowflake.”

There’s a hole in that shower, dear Jolie, dear Jolie. 

There’s a hole in that shower, dear Jolie, dear Jolie. 

Once over dust...

I like to very ironically act like a jerk, with very exaggerated wording and facial expressions. Inject some humor into the conversation. Usually works for me. 

beerkake

Wow I didn’t realize this was actually a remake of .hack. 

The white keycaps are not on sale and are pre-order only.

The white keycaps are not on sale and are pre-order only.