I’m so glad I passed on being an early adopter of the Switch (totally not because I’m piss-poor).

Great. Now if I can only stop being charged for my cheap ass haircuts IRL...

what the shit is this fuck

They’re just trying to learn from others’ mistakes...

No need to be obtuse about it. 

The promotional code for the cable bag (KDQD4Z6K) is expired apparently.  

The promotional code for the cable bag (KDQD4Z6K) is expired apparently.  

Didn’t read the article, but...

Yeah let’s all ignore the Napster logo

Is it a cheese burger or a burger cheese?

Street Fighter V came out two years ago

I literally thought this was a picture of a moldy fig newton. 

Where have you been these last three years?

Where have you been these last three years?

I legitimately want to see this tapeworm.

He would’ve been happier with Pie.

This list needs to be updated.

*stores the remnants of my Hibiki 17 in cryogenic stasis*

PLUS ULTRA

Straight male here. I wanna watch it just so I can dream of having a ripped body like theirs.

Easily the best one. I don’t know how I’m still alive.