More weird shit...

Sitting here wonderbating how metabee can pick his nose

Hafa adai!

This is actually how they’ll get multiplayer working.

People still watch Phil DeFranco? That’s more surprising to me.

But was it a feature or a bug? XD

Needs its own Kotaku sub-page like “Steamed”

Yesterday I was thinking about how much my life is so incredibly empty right now, and this is the greatest news I’ve gotten all week.

Nobody axed for this.

Maybe to him, but that’s not what it means.

Excellent work.

I don’t think anyone’s getting the joke.

And maybe the person who ate your ice cream swore on their unborn child’s life that they didn’t eat your ice cream

I think the last two Destiny articles were missing descriptions. It’s making me sad, but also happy because now St. Jude’s has a big fat paycheck to help fund their operations.

Those kinds of people blow.

He would have had better luck hacking the mainframe with ones and zeroes.

This is literally the first thing that came to mind. I’ve been waiting patiently for The Iconoclasts to come out since the alpha and beta years ago. Konjak doesn’t want to do a Kickstarter or Indiegogo or GoFundMe or whatever because he only does it in his free time. Kinda makes me sad panda face.

Necessary? Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine?
No, but I do it anyway because it’s sterile and I like the taste. -Patches O’Houlihan

And us master race can’t get in on the madness until the game fully launches. Sad panda face.

can’t get over the fact the cards are named “watermelon”.