I Don’t Want to Call British People Aliens

I gotchu:

#COTD

Better than standing there with their finger and their thumb in the shape of an ‘L’ on their forehead.

Should have been green with tan interior.

1st Gear:

For Sale: Great Car. Only $15,995!*

Ford/Honda/Toyota - “Uh, no.”

This!

Look, I’m just hoping the hatch comes back in the move to the global architecture.

BUY A DEER AND RIDE IT AS A SHOW OF DOMINANCE TO OTHER DEER

Fail for not having peanut butter cup patterned wheels.

This is my finest ever contribution to Jalopnik.

Body shaming is not okay and I am shocked our government condones it. This truck is healthy and doesn’t need someone else criticizing it for it’s life choices!

I suggest we impose a 25% Tariff on all German sports sedans that no longer offer manuals and/or wagon variants for the US market.

I DEMAND A RECOUNT! That Russian nail-tire comment was GOLDEN.

You see Ivan, tire cannot be of flat if it is made of puncture.

Mazda’s decision to kill character lines and creases and take design to the next level is one of the best things that’s happened for cars in 2019.

Actually, I think it’s “what ... the fictional fuck” but yeah.