Great. Jesse will have to overnight parts from Japan and Germany now.

The last time I reached in the VAG parts bin I got slapped. 

I miss having an old shitty car people hate riding in, it’s the best excuse to not waste gas on them and their poor opinions.

My Volvo is at least 25% parts recycled from other Volvos in scrapyards.

hmmmm

When I saw the title ‘Fuck Scooters’ I thought this article was going to be about a whole new type of scooter.

1st Gear: Nobody Wants The Auto Tariffs

Why do you put 191,000 miles on a car like a Viper?

I’ll buy it as it sits. If anyone sees that thing, send them my email.

I guess the name, “Mission-E,” was Taycan.

It is a volume knob.

This might sound like a crazy theory, but I always assumed the Virage simply became the facelifted DB9 (aside from some suspension or drivetrain tuning).

There’s a huge difference between “Jeep wave” and “desperately trying to flag someone down because my Jeep broke down again”.

Aston Martin is the “Jack Johnson song” of automakers. I can’t tell one from the next, but I like them all.

“Environmental Protection Agency”

“just unstoppable on a snowy road.”

It’s got its good moments, but this looks like a Ferrari lobster pooping out a smaller Ferrari.

Well in the dealership’s defense, she was buying a Fiat. Good enough reason as any to check for a human brain.

Dakotas, ranked: