...does that mean he’s not coming on then?

Why draw when I can just get some stock images?

Porch Boxer!

Neutral: electric cars will become largely irrelevant when the imminent second steam revolution happens.

Neutral: electric cars will become largely irrelevant when the imminent second steam revolution happens.

Challenge accepted.

That must be the new Skyactiv roof

I had an STI once. Cleared it up with some antibiotics.

Yeah, let’s blame it on those pesky millenials! Let’s not blame it on a range of motorcycles where the lightest weighs as much as the Death Star, the cheapest is still fucking expensive, the most powerful couldn’t pull the dick off a chocolate mouse, the most sporty has the dynamic prowess of a bag of shot badgers and…

Neutral: Would You Buy A New Harley If You Had The Money?

Two words and a letter:

pretty sure that’s a Saturn

12 years for a 1-model-year supercar.

I’d be really annoyed if I left my job because they wouldn’t let me do things my way, and then some other fucker came in and did things my way

So Patrick - you photo-shopped your Lab out of the picture :

I need that Alpina B6 (E30) in my life!

You gotta drug for the job you want, not the job you have.

I feel like there is an Alfa Male joke to be made somewhere here...

You make good stuff, people gonna copy!

Sergio needs his own weekly column at Jalop.

This is what the $6,800 worth of damage looked like: