A 1%er? You mean “dentist?”

This is the same governor that has the Texas Guard on high alert to monitor the US military to make sure Obama isn’t trying to take over Texas...

Yeah, but for the most part, I love the way we only let them make laws for 6 months every other year.

As a Sabres fan, I’d love to see NHL hockey in Buffalo.

Two back-to-back posts on my daughter’s Twitter: “I highly encourage you to search “moving to Canada” on Twitter for some serious entertainment.” (People are posting that they’re moving to Canada due to the SCOTUS ruling.) Her next post: “I wonder when they’ll realize that same-sex marriage has been legal in Canada…

When Torres saw this he threw his remote at the TV, killing one of his neighbors in the process.

I might like a V8 Supercar Camry. With a V8. As a sedan. Because they change up all the rules, y’know.

ALL new cars are going to be upside down for at least some amount of time; I don't care what you buy.

Yeah but the bonkers thing is that at Le Mans in these years, there were LMPs, but the GT cars were faster because of rules and loopholes and this homologation fantasy world. That boggles my mind. These spaceships were the proverbial 'Corvette C6.R' of the day. That's something that's so hard to sink in.

I think you can trace the end of poker being cool to 2003 book Positively Fifth Street: Murderers, Cheetahs, and Binion's World Series of Poker.

Does it have to be a car?

Manual shifting is over rated these days. "Computer is faster than you. Can you confirm you understood that message?" [Bad F1 joke.] Plus, you have the added benefit of having both hands on the wheel. Join us in the 21st century, Jalop! I have 25 years of car ownership under my belt, all being manual. I've finally…

Umm...says 6sp manual is coming.

The initial run of Golf R's are DSG only.

JEEZ FINALLY A MANUFACTURER LISTENED TO THE ENTHUSIAST MASSES AND IS BRINGING A TURBO AWD PERFORMANCE WAGON TO OUR SHORES that none of us will buy new because $40k is too much money for a VW (seriously that's V8 Mustang/STi money) so I'll just wait for one to show up at Carmax in a few years because I never put my…

You know, I originally was having a great reaction to this piece, except for the last two paragraphs, where it suddenly became all about how Chelsea fans will never know joy because of money? Something like that? (ramblinwrecked put the lie to the "Chelsea fans are not passionate" argument above.) Then I realized what…

Having lived exactly that: not like this.

Audi 200.