Drake is early thirties in the first game so Holland is definitely being pitched as a somewhat younger model. It’s not perfect but I can buy it. Wahlberg is awful casting though. Should have gotten Bruce Campbell. Anyone that’s seen Burn Notice knows what a perfect Sully he’d make.

Even though I disliked RE Gaiden quite a bit, I’m really interested in seeing how this turns out. 

They’re playing a little fast & loose with the word “hero”, if they’re including the force of nature/cautionary tale about man’s hubris Godzilla, and Evangelion Unit 01, which is best classified as “it’s complicated”.

It’s fkn weird being a person who just enjoys things. 

Mario, Peach, and crew may be mammals, what with the nipples and all, but they’re some sort of fucked-up mammal where the females evolved to not need teeth.

I dunno, “Dooom” looks pretty good to me.

Jackass is more of a state of mind. Jackass the Video Game is any multiplayer game when you and your friends have decided to just fuck off on the objective and try to fuck with eachother.

Its amazing Japan is seemingly run by neanderthals who refuse to get with the god damn times already. Its like executives have to be dragged kicking and screaming into the information age.

The game is an elaborate scam, the ships themselves are NFTs.

Donald Trump was mostly remembered as a kitschy, grimy relic of the dullest part of the 80s until The Apprentice aired.

He also, should be said, is a figure in an ongoing investigation into an attempt to OVERTHROW DEMOCRACY

The Dick Tracy timeline?

Can we settle on a style guide standard whereby we never call these stupid influencers by their handles after the initial introduction? Writing an entire article about the beef between “Ice Poseidon” and “Coffeezilla” and continuing to use those absurd names throughout, just proves that we’re truly in the dumbest…

i thought he was funny on futurama.

“But they don’t get it for now.”

What are you, my wife?

If the balls don’t shrink it’s unplayable

I’m honestly surprised it took them a full 4 hours to leave the scene, get back to the station, change back into their uniforms and drive back to the house they just shot at.

They decided to turn it into a global full immersion play. We’ve been in it for nearly 2 years now.