Nothing says “hard worker” quite like tweeting all day and admitting to watching tv for hours on end daily.

Don’t tell me how hard you work. Tell me how much you get done.

“Russia, please hack the DNC!” -Mr. Trump, that’s treason. “SARCASM!”

“Russia, please hack the DNC!” -Mr. Trump, that’s treason. “SARCASM!”

At no point has anyone been suggesting we just expose all the retirements homes and hope for a quick pass.

I work with someone in real life that talks like this. It doesn’t really come off as “baby talk,” though. It’s more like a speech impediment. Still annoying.

I hope Yamiche Alcindor stays on Trump’s neck like ugly on his kids.

Can we stop saying that Trump “downplayed” the virus already? This motherfucker is trying to force states to reopen all commerce and assure people that the worst is already over, right as it’s experiencing a resurgence in the earliest countries it affected, and is trying to convince people that testing isn’t…

...“temporarily”...

I honestly thought he fired Fauci already, especially after Fauci went on record in an interview a couple weeks ago saying that Trump makes it difficult to calm people down since he’s always spouting bullshit. I guess that was strike 1 or 2 or something.

You forgot “impeached.” Never forget to add “impeached.”

Nah. It’s more like when a doctor tells you that a necessary surgery is very risky, gives you the fatality rate of the surgery, but tells you that since it would happen while you were under it would be painless.

You are my hero.

Similar to a different comment, they should just post more of this ad, just updating it as this (inevitably) gets worse and worse. Then, they CAN comply and take down the original ad, while fucking Trump and his henchmen over by causing them to file suits again and again and again and again...

Surely these numbers have to push President Trump to understand the urgency of what’s needed? Nope. In fact, Trump thinks Cuomo’s numbers are being exaggerated.

The last level I played had a collectible in a glass room. I assumed I had to find another way in, but it turns out there was one of those wall cracks on it so I had to punch it open. So, I guess you can break some glass. Also, it’s all a swerve.

Calling it “Chinese” has allowed for people to harass Asian-Americans and push the narrative that they have the virus by default. It was first discovered in China, but that’s no reason to shit on people who have never been near ground zero.

It’s like “The Boy Who Cried Wolf,” if said boy had fanatical followers hanging on his every word and doing his bidding.

Probably, but I think most people watching this whole thing actually like the idea of him suffering (myself included), so it’s not working.

He just looks like the average sports fan to me.