HPL_Benn

9/17/19

But then he started using “Nice,” too, when a competitor would pull off a clutch spike or a tight combo.

9/16/19

But what was her answer, though? She kept diverting off into different topics instead of giving a simple answer. It’s almost like she was trying to get a shout-fest going to make everyone look bad, so she could claim a fictitious win for herself...

9/15/19

Considering the symptoms, who can blame them?

9/15/19

Actually, me and my family have found that regular filament-based light bulbs tend to give off more of a yellow light, making everything look more jaundiced.

9/15/19

He can finally wake up...

9/12/19

it doesn’t seem like 45 has any interest in young kids

9/12/19

Kudos for not going the Jason Schreier route and moaning endlessly about how this isn’t a console full of nothing but JRPGs.

9/12/19

I actually moved out of the country (long story) in 2003, and let me tell you, that was a life-changing experience for me and my family. I remember having a layover where my mom and (Australian) stepdad told me and my siblings not to say a single word because someone might pick up on our American accents and do God…

9/12/19

It’s Fox News. They may not be saying that they miss the blanket racism and Islamophobia, but they miss the blanket racism and Islamophobia.

9/12/19

You might expect that a reporter, and an NFL one at that, would have the compassion and common sense not to use his considerable platform to perpetuate the exact kinds of baseless stigmas that discourage so many women from reporting sexual assaults in the first place, or would at least be smart enough to keep his…

9/10/19

As we all know, all men are all rapists all the time. If they can stick their cocks in something, they will without a second thought. Men actually should have shock collars wired directly to their brains to keep them from even thinking about sex. You know, for general safety. /s

9/10/19

This bitch looks like she’s staring into the sun while she’s getting schooled. Is this what they all look like when confronted with actual facts?

9/9/19

Ansel Elgort in glasses,

9/9/19

He’s more like testicular torsion. He’s already weak and vulnerable, but because of a simple mistake he’s agonizingly strangling the entire system to death.

9/9/19

Lil’ Yachty?

9/6/19

Among them are names like ExxonMobil, Shell, BP and Chevron,

9/6/19

Imagine how much safer the streets of London would be if everyone had a gun!

9/1/19

What is even the point of the whole name on cups thing at Starbucks anyway? Some faux “we care about you as a person” thing, or just making it easier to get the drink to the right person? All it seems to do is lead to shit like this.

9/1/19

Don’t forget that Aziz isn’t even his real name. I have a fairly generic name, but I’m not going to cry racism if someone misspells something when I give them the name “Rigor” or something.

9/1/19

Ever notice how Jr and Eric don’t seem to know how to smile? They always look like they just smelled a dead skunk, but they’re trying not to draw attention to it because maybe that’s just their B.O.