to be fair, she didn’t need that kick to end it. another 2 minutes of face punching would have had the same result. Rousey was chasing that whole fight.

i bet you, and the 35 morons who’ve starred you at the time of this post, all secretly think you can take her.

I’d be all “You can take the kids if I can keep the PS3”

I like to use coconut oil but, it does alter the taste a bit more than olive oil.

This is why choice architecture may be key to improving Americans’ health, by nudging citizens towards better eating habits by placing better food choices at eye level and putting junk food further away.

In my experience, caffeine withdrawal takes about three days to get over. Sleep the first day while taking something other than Excedrin for the headache.

A zoo membership isn’t crazy. It’s just a pass to the zoo.

Can we add “too judged”? Because parents that try to let their kids fall down and be more feral and learn from their mistakes get arrested now. Somewhere along the line we made imperfect parenting a crime.

No, you’re crying.

The only video I like with that song:

Any business that inflicts the tyranny of Pepsi products upon their employees and customers when superior Coca-Cola products are available deserves exactly what they get.

Yes, they do look similar in the sense that they are both cars.

The traction control switch should just be labeled Unsubscribe Me From Future Ferrari Models.

I haven’t worked security in a long time, but the one thing you didn’t do was get involved with what was happening outside your venue.

Particularly getting involved in a he said/she said argument.

I’m truly sorry this lady had a shit night involving some apparent assholes. But sacking people for not being chivalrous…

Google and Dropbox had this to say: “Thanks Microsoft!”

For seven bucks this Jason will give you TWO notepad documents.

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I'm 73 years old right now. I have 4x last years in the bank. Haven't touched a dime since I retired at age 65. Wife and I are living off our SS income + a whopping $172 a month pension check. We still have money left at the end of the month. The key to retirement is, you must have NO debt, house paid off. I bought a…