Finally, some good news. Not too many people like this guy anymore. Or maybe all the bad shit just piles up. God knows we've had enough crap from people like George Zimmerman.

I don't think I'd have given this game a chance without this video...

I seem to remember hearing something on NRP about piranhas saying that they get a bad rap from movies. Essentially that they don't just attack you, they usually go after dead animals, etc. My memory is not exactly a wikipedia of course.

Those are the dance moves of a guy who's worth 20 billion dollars. Don't care about SHIT.

These. They remind me so much of Thomas the tank engine from when I was a child.

Only one USB port, no clickable trackpad, no SD card slot, and a smaller keyboard? Sorry, the new (Rumored) MacBook Air isn't for me. The only saving grace here is the higher resolution screen, which the Air's needed for quite some time now. But really, at what point does this thing become just another iPad? It's thin…

I had never heard a single person complain about the popcorn ceiling until just about a week ago. I don't mind it at all. I hated it as a child, but only because it would pop my balloons if I let them go. Now I think it is quite nice, since a completely flat ceiling would feel very industrial.

BB's secure encryption makes it pretty important in a government.

Yes, but unfortunately for a depressingly-large number of Kotaku readers, that title wasn't clear enough to help out all the readers who only read a title before commenting.

There is no such thing as protection from DDoS you dickhead.

Nessie, you say?

Clearly it's Doggie Gate... Get your scandals together, people.