This is the most unsarcastic sarcasm.

Well considering someone gunned down a bunch people at a recent protest, no shit.

I hope the spider is ok.

Some have (which i’m assuming in this case too) the rubber cement already applied, and becomes active when the you peel off the plastic coasting. Also:

My favourite is when i’m trying to order something in the drive-thru and neither me or the person on the speaker and hear each other because of your damn noisy truck.

“my own mom told my 9th-grade girlfriend that she should date my friend Charles, because Charles was much taller than me.”

It’s a good idea in theory, but these are nothing more than a novelty. The tip is not hardened steel and will not break glass effectively (don’t take my word for it, look up the many who have made videos testing them online).

It’s a good idea in theory, but these are nothing more than a novelty. The tip is not hardened steel and will not…

Don’t forget the danger it poses to the manifold.

That’s the dumbest thing i’ve ever heard. Criminal: “Hey did you hear? Cops have to make sure my weapon is real before they shoot me!” Cop: “Please hold off on shooting until I can confirm that weapon you pulled on me is real...”

Oooo! So edgy!

It totally looks like someone who drinks and knows things.

Gru has a master plan for these moons:

Sure on the 1320 i’d take the Cobalt. On Tail of the Dragon i’d take the XRS.

I was surprised Matt wasn’t taking it to 8200. Those engines are tuned to stay in the second cam profile when shifting at redline.

BTW, what happened to Wes and IndefinitelyWild?

Search and Rescue volunteer here. We would rather folks treat every typical hike into the countryside as a serious excursion. If they did so on a regular basis, we would see a lot less tragedy. We just want you all as safe as possible out there.

Type K

Anyone who doesn’t find this hilarious is not a parent (and if you are, your kids probably hate you).

This isn’t being a dick. This is parenting!