They have to reach their sales targets somehow. 

That was really hilarious. Maybe they were hoping to protect the plane with their squishy human flesh. 

A few months ago I blocked a shot to goal with my eye. Hurt like fuck. I can understand and fully endorse the chicken out.

I guess you’re just like Billy. 

It took almost 60 years to happen. Cain killed Abel in 20? I say we’re making progress.

Want to fuck up another planet I see.

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Do you really want to give a landlord the right to enter a tenant’s home at any time they choose. This can get very creepy very quickly.

All it needed was a little dragging of that black man.

That’s your advice? You need to teach the man how to let things go.

...he publicly spoke about how much of a shitbag he’d been in the past, admitting to USA Today: “My whole life has been a waste—I’ve been a failure.”

Waiting for the bury jabs:

You forgot to add greed.

Among the bones broken in Epstein’s neck was the hyoid bone, which in men is near the Adam’s apple. Such breaks can occur in those who hang themselves, particularly if they are older, according to forensics experts and studies on the subject. But they are more common in victims of homicide by strangulation, the…

You let them carry on and laugh away. Fun tip. Speed up the video to 2x.

Well I’m sold.

Well I’m sold.

Your pet must be harmless, inoffensive, odorless, not excessively noisy, not show any signs of illness, and require no attention during transit. It must not pose any hazard to the safety or comfort of any passenger.

How about there:

Or she’s blind.

Perhaps they should draw a line in the sand. All non harassers to one side. Harassers to the other. Just make it a tad easier for us to keep track.