Aisle seats are about to get way more expensive.

Look at Pikachu’s face. The terrible things it must have seen and experienced.

He looks damn good for 52. Is that what lying about game scores get you or does he have his own blood boy?

As long as you have a mortgage, the house does not belong to you. If anything happens to you and you are unable to pay that mortgage... If you invest and the market tanks, you still own the instrument unless you sell.

Always knew this was fixed.

Billy is a lot of things. A thinking person is not one of them.

See the problem with Arsenal fans. They think they’re supporting a “big team” and have grand expectations. The reality, however, is markedly different.

Did he actually type that crap? Disclaimer: I only read his headlines and come straight to the comments. No fucking way am I reading his crap.

Billy “the moron” Haisley how.

Great! Another fucking Real v Bayern matchup. That’s like the 3rd time in the last 4 years. This one is so tough to call. Bayern were rubbish against Sevilla but their coach has Madrid’s number. Madrid look destined to win it but so did Buffon. Look how that turned out.

Love him or hate him, you must admire him. That’s what makes him the best. He was the only fucking madridista on the pitch yesterday never giving up. Isco did put in a good shift though.

Agreed, chances are Vasquez would’ve screwed it up but a foul is a foul is a foul and in the box it is a penalty.

Are you suggesting there was some match fixing going on there. This was a clear foul and penalty.

Funny thing though, I had no confidence in Vasquez scoring had he been left alone. Sure the push affected his momentum but chances are Buffon would’ve closed him down or at least cut off the angle of the shot.

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That’s the epilepsy. He had a mini-episode there. Or maybe some angel was holding him up.

Shouldn’t that be: we wuv u.

Fucking kids and their cell phone cameras.

The most shocking thing about this game: a penalty was actually given to Barca’s opposition. Fuck it, I’m going to repent. The end must be near.

The group stages was several months ago when pretty much everyone was walking over Madrid. A high press against Madrid would cause them all manners of headaches, but with Bale, Asencio and Ronaldo hitting on the counter, would you really want to take that chance?