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Simply rewriting and summarizing the work of others is the laziest, shittiest form of journalism.

When Steph gets 9 days off, in a season where the biggest debate was over rest, AND he gets to sleep at home with his favorite Transformers pillow?

If you’re going to shit on an underdog’s 21-point comeback capped by a buzzer beater, then you’re actively trying not to enjoy these play-offs. I mean, I understand they’ve been mostly butt, but come on.

Fuck no. Lebron can quit dicking around if he wants, but the Celtics should and probably will go down swinging.

Well yes, but this isn’t about watching basketball. Burneko is upset because the storylines on his favorite soap aren’t as interesting as they were last year.

As someone who spent a lot of time, um, watching actual basketball, I can say that this season hasn’t sucked. The basketball was really good this year! James Harden leaned hard both into his heeldom and defenders coming around screens, Russ was historically great, the Warriors were honestly even more a terrifying

Make America Deplane Again.

Mike Greenberg is a Poor Man’s Bill Simmons.

The victim in this video is actually one of my closest friends and as I told him personally, I commend him for not giving into the hatred that was spewing out of this guy’s pores. In the end my friend did NOT press charges against this jerk because he honestly felt bad for him and just wanted this video to be proof

Watchin the video on repeat like...

Assault? I didn’t see anything. Did something happen to Miss Anne?

I scoffed at her attempt at white girl tears. Dummy should have known what was about to happen when he put away his phone and freed his hand.

{preemptive eye roll at all the grays who will run in here to whine, “Yeah, she was “wrong,” but he was wrong tewwwwwwww!!!! The root is waycist and hypocritical for applauding

This is what white people do, everyday in large and small ways to PoC. They antagonize and antagonize and antagonize you, it gives them a sense of false worth to feel better than. It’s their whole persona, being “better than”. “I may be poor, but at least I ain’t a nigger!” White people are fully aware of the

This isn’t the first or even second time Avery’s done this to the Cavs. It’s the third. God damn.

Don’t say ‘our community’ as if you stand with us—only wypipo would sound as presumptive and misguided as you do.

So the no true scotsman fallacy.

You only need to aim to be good in 2019. Lebron will be slowing down once those “miracle rejuvenation trips to Miami” take their toll and no way the Warriors will keep their four-headed monster together that long—just look how insanely cheap Curry’s contract is—he’s even a better value than Lebron at this point.

Celtics

You’re the second person saying they shut him down to tank. Have Sixers fans really convinced themselves of this? He had fucking knee surgery! That’s not tanking! That’s a medical problem. He didn’t have surgery for fun or so they could get better draft picks.

C’s fan. They never had a shot in this series. Their real victory this week was the future by winning the lottery.

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