Seems like the best outcome would be for Boston to pick him, LaVar stonewalls because LA is a bigger media market for BIG BALLER BRAND, Boston says “fine” and trades him to the Lakers, where he becomes Magic’s Kwame Brown.

Green teamer here… The Celtics would sooner give that #1 to the Lakers for nothing than draft Ball. Stevens runs that team, not Lonzo’s dad.

Dear Markelle Fultz:

Yeah, then why not remake the mascot into a polygamist while we’re talking about Utah’s rich history of things.

...but what about Utah’s rich legacy of jazz music?

But make it The Utahraptors, all one word. And give the Jazz name back to New Orleans. Brilliant.

I can’t be the only one that hopes that Utah somehow gets the team name Raptors from Toronto if only for the scientific factuality of the name. The Utah Raptors. You can’t tell me that wouldn’t be cool as hell. For fucks sake, they could even have a Jurassic Park night.

Question: How the hell did Draymond not get ejected for going at the ref the way he did when he got T’ed up in the first half? Seriously, anybody else not named Lebron James would’ve been gone.

Good. Maybe he’ll stroke out and be incapable of being president, I mean, even more so than he is now.

It’s like the boogeyman. Doesn’t exist.

Jubilee confirmed!!!!!!

We talk a lot about LeBron having a free trip because of the East, but in 9 of their 11 playoff series in the last three years the Warriors have faced a team that has at least one injured starter. The only healthy starting five they’ve faced in the West was OKC last year, and they were down 3-1 before a miracle…

I know you Trumpettes love fake facts, but Trump lose the popular vote, so...less than half.

Maybe we’ll get lucky and get a solo album from Big Boi and Andre 3000 this year.

Yes, and we all know what’s gonna happen next. Neither team has won at the other’s home. Bye, bye fuckboy Wizards.

You motherfucker....

As long as we agree, we can both tell Lester Flatts over there to eat a d**k lol

I can’t wait until he eats somebody’s elbow by “accident”. Looking at you, DeMarcus Cousins.

1. Drew Carey didn’t host Let’s Make a Deal. Is Wayne Bradey gonna have to choke a b****?