The more I hear KD talk, the more I feel like no matter what the story, he will lie to make it fit his narrative.

He doesn’t look unstable AT ALL.

Why did you dub this with the voice of Satan?

Won’t even stress.

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See, you’re going about this all wrong. You don’t root for their demise, you root for their success. THEN, you root for those three kids to turn on their dad like the weak link he is and savagely eat him like a pack of hungry wolves. That’s what you(and I) really want to see.

I’m surprised that Trump isn’t upset that he’s being posthumously one-uped by Kennedy and had her lobotomized yet, though I’m not sure that it would actually do anything.

This doesn’t end well between LaVar and his sons. I can’t be the only one that sees this. Right?

Albert Burneko has trouble walking up stairs!

Seriously, can we drop this “hindsight” bullshit that people like Bill Maher and Joe Biden seem to propagate and just move the fuck on?

TL;DR: Burneko’s mad that his shit-ass Wizards got bounced. Now he’s going to eat himself into a coma.

This isn’t the first or even second time Avery’s done this to the Cavs. It’s the third. God damn.

While the Sixers do have some nice pieces, you still have Brett Brown as your coach. BRETT. FUCKING. BROWN. There are third world children making mud pies for their families to eat for dinner that are better suited to coach professional basketball than Brett Brown. That is something Philly needs to address. Or not.…

Have you ever heard of drugs? He’s probably on prescription pain killers. While it’s great to have excitement about the possible future of your team, you should honestly consider the fact that Embiid might just be Sam Bowie 2.0.

Curt Shilling and racist Red Sox fans made me quit my Red Sox fandom. Bill Simmons can eat a dick.

He should probably try to sign Lebron.

Yeah, then why not remake the mascot into a polygamist while we’re talking about Utah’s rich history of things.

I can’t be the only one that hopes that Utah somehow gets the team name Raptors from Toronto if only for the scientific factuality of the name. The Utah Raptors. You can’t tell me that wouldn’t be cool as hell. For fucks sake, they could even have a Jurassic Park night.

I can’t be the only one who hopes that somehow, Utah gets the team name Raptors if only for the scientific factuality of that name. For fucks sake, they could even have a Jurassic Park night. You can’t tell me that wouldn’t be cool.

You mean to tell me that Scott Brooks brought problems that he had at OKC with him to DC? Shocker.