Yeah, don’t care. Have a nice day.

Idk, any Lakers Vs. Celtics Finals ever. Any Finals featuring MJ or Magic Johnson or Larry Bird or Olajuwon or <insert any other great team/player here>. I got an idea, instead of trying to be someone’s mommy on the internet, why don’t you mind your own business?

Might have been the best and one of the best are two different things. You’ve listed Fox Sports. Your opinion is null and void. Also, Brian Windhorst would like you to get off Lebron’s dick. He says it’s his turn.

I thought his skull was filled with yinzer piss and leftover meat from those shitty sandwiches that everybody in Pittsburgh loves. Never thought he had brains.

You said greatest ever, not one of the greatest ever. Don’t be mad at me cause you weren’t clear on what you were saying and you got called out on it. There’s a lot of basketball history, a lot of finals, a lot of great players that would be considered generational for their time. So, no, I don’t think it was that…

Lol. Whoops. It’s hard to keep up with what rich people do for fun.

Really? Greatest Finals ever played? You should check your basketball history before shouting stupid shit like that.

James Dolan? Shouldn’t you be pretending to be southern while playing bad (edit:)bluegrass music somewhere?

This is no longer about the election outcome, dipshit, because even if Trump is impeached, we’ll all be left with milquetoast Pence. This is about men selling out to foreign powers for their own personal interest at the expense of their country.

Tom, could you please do ALL the basketball takes? I, and I’m sure I’m not the only one, would greatly appreciate it.

YOU DO NOT STOP LEBRON. YOU STOP HIS TEAM AND MAKE HIM TRY TO WIN THE GAME BY HIMSELF.

In all honesty, LBJ is the only person keeping the West from winning the Finals Every. Single. Year. I’m a Celtics fan, they’re not beating the Cavs if they meet in the ECF unless Lebron has a catastrophic knee injury or something along those lines.

Ah, yes. I commented on that shitacular take by Burneko. Really, REALLY big jumps in logic throughout the piece. That article is exactly why he shouldn’t be allowed to write about the Wizards, because had Olynyk set a hard screen on any other player on any other team, guaranteed he wouldn’t give a shit or much less…

Don’t worry Burneko, Wizards gonna Wizard. Their collapse is coming...

I mean, you’re not Technically wrong.

I lived in Ogden.

Lol. You had two days and that’s the best you could come up with?

I’d be willing to apologize on the grounds that you’d ever have to write about the Kings. Nobody deserves that.

Why does Deadspin have incredibly bad basketball takes?

The change in the emphasis of the rules was because of Malice in the Palace, not because AI had cornrows and baggy clothes. You should probably know that if you want to write an article like this.