howlermonkey77
howlermonkey77
howlermonkey77

Marry me.

I bet it's because you refuse to drink champagne wearing anything but, and you always have champagne when you fly. I'm the same way.

I suspect the "respect" thing comes from what used to be the case: if you're traveling in a suit (at least up until the mid-90s), you were more likely to get bumped up to first/business class. (I know this because my dad told me when I started traveling for work all the time, because this is what he did when he

Exactly. What the fuck do I care what complete strangers, who will never see me again, think of what I'm wearing?

When it comes to air travel, I apply the philosophy I learned from Absolutely Fabulous: "I'm never going to see any of these people ever again in my whole life." I don't give a shit if a few dozen random strangers think I'm a low class slob.

I wear a tuxedo when I fly, but only on flights after 6pm.

All the male rape victims were raped by feminists. Even the ones in men's prisons.

Note that I said MRAs should be thrilled. They should be actively working to support male victims of rape too but they're not.

I don't peruse a lot of discussions between MRAs and the like* about their wishes and concerns, because they're intolerably stupid, but the internet is so full of the shit MRAs talk about it's hard to avoid having a pretty good idea. For all their concerns about "spermjacking" and getting roped into child support

Nah, I have a vasectomy and I still ejaculate. It blocks the sperm before it is mixed with the semen.

I enthusiastically vote yes. I hate that goop.

I get what you're saying (I have a friend whose boyfriend got in a "snowboarding accident" a few weeks after she miscarried. Come to find out he got a vasectomy) but women also have all of those ways to be shitty. I feel like you're painting men in a bad light purely because they're men. All of the scenarios you've

Vasectomy gel. Vasagel. I get it. Viagara has more letters in common with vagina and men buy it in droves.

Terrible name, I hope they rebrand. I also really want to know what the MRA-types will think. After all, this should let them out of the pregnancy trap that women allegedly use against men. Put your penis where your mouth is, MRA, and take responsibility.

This is actually a Biblically correct form of birth control, since God is going to kill anyone who spills his seed unnecessarily. Hobby Lobby would approve!

I saw that needle and my mind immediately jumped to several of the worst possible places it was gonna go and now I'm writhing in my chair uncomfortably, brb gonna go watch puppy videos on youtube or something to take my mind off of it.