His wife was worth two donkeys so you are so wrong making that comparison.

I would love for — just every now and then — a random tampon to strike Mr. Qazipour in the head while parliament is in session.

Of course only men belong in parliament.

Wow. I guess we know that women are the same as livestock to this guy.

C

I bought my girlfriend a Tiffany & Co pen for Christmas . She’s a nurse and never has a pen on her to do charts and stuff.

aren’t you afraid it’ll fall off the tree and shatter into a million pieces? i would spend all of the holidays nervous!

...i have custom engraved Tiffany letter opener and a Waterford crystal tree topper.

I will legally change my name to Spike and I will sell all my earthly possessions and the bowl will be mine.

Pro-woman? Sounds like some feminazi shit right there. Whatever happened to boys being boys. It's like you can hardly rape anyone anymore and expect the support of your whole community. /s

Always know you're in for a treat when a statement begins with "No offense, but..."

Fraternities? You’re telling me that historically white fraternities, institutions built upon racism, classism, and sexism are condoning rape? I’m going to need a new monocle.

Considering how litigious people of wealth and privilege tend to be, you can bet your Aunt Fanny that expulsion was warranted.

It also amazes me that young people consistently fail to understand that when you sign on to attend a private college, they can basically set and enforce whatever behavioral standards they want to.

In danger of creating a stereotype, or revealing ugly truths about young men with histories of too much power and too few consequences?

See also: Fraternities

Maybe he cheated on an exam. Maybe he stole from the boosters. Maybe he assaulted a student.

These constant revelations about US college sportsmen being rapists is in danger of creating a stereotype.

We’re not trying to offend anyone, it’s just coming from the heart.