His daughter is going to grow taller and more beautiful, while his new wife will continue to get more hunched and will at some point go full-on Grey Gardens on him, especially if she continues smoking. Yuck to the whole thing.

I felt the same way about my mom’s second husband. He was a nice man and I liked him just fine — there was zero family drama around the marriage — but he had absolutely nothing to do with raising me. Like you, he was “Mom’s husband”.

Someone’s life is such that they think telling the Olsen twins apart is a superpower and you want to take that away from them? You need to reexamine your life choices, maybe think about getting a job that involves killing bunnies.

I knew she was short, but wow. And she looks so out of place- he and his daughter have colour and sunshine, which she somehow doesn't. It's like she was shopped in.

He looks like he's out for a stroll with his two daughters. One who is busy acting out.

Very true. I love my father’s widow, but with only 5 years age difference between us and only 5 years of marriage, she was always “Dad’s wife” (or simply [Name]). But his 2nd wife is and always will be “stepmom” (even though there’s only 8 years age difference). All these post-modern family distinctions ;)

Why does this make me so deeply uncomfortable?

It doesn’t help matters that she is photographed hunching her shoulders all the time, making her look even smaller.

For an actress/fashion person she has really bad posture, or her photographers really really hate her.

Think he ever gets the two confused?

Needs more sock.

This just happens with tall guys and short girls but to be honest she doesn’t look that young (even without the cigarette which ages her considerably). She is 29 and he is 46, that really isn’t an unreasonable gap given the context of her life. She grew up fast and owns a very successful fashion line. Honestly most 29…

It’s like the disco scene circa 1979.

the reception was decorated with “bowls and bowls filled with cigarettes, and everyone smoked the whole night.”

To be fair, she looks like a tiny person next to her PHONE.

Please tell me more about websites where hot handlers are debated.

Back when I was a smoker my mom used to freak on me about walking and smoking. I get it.

This photo made me do involuntary things with my face and gave me a stomach ache.

This photo makes me feel weird.

He is well known and frequently discussed on a few fashion sites (where issues like hot handlers are debated.) He is fondly referred to as “Steroid Picard”..

Mary-Kate Olsen looks like a tiny French child next to her new husband and his daughter.