This is terrorism.

This is Terrorism and I would not be surprised if this garbage was born in the USA.

Humans suck.

Mark are you the only one working today? I propose a toast to you and your awesomeness. *raises glass* *farts* *falls off rock*

This sparked a conversation between my bf and I about how “keeping yeast” was associated with witchcraft. Maybe this is an old roman catholic thing (as so many things are) but the unleavened bread crowd of monotheists also persecuted midwives for the same “crime” of witchcraft for all manner of recipes they didn’t…

When I read this comment I initially thought of dick cheese, a.k.a smegma, as a spread. (I know...Ew. I am sorry.) Then I remembered what head cheese actually is.

My boyfriend tells me when work parties marched out through the cold woods to the logging camps in the interior a century ago, the cook would keep the yeast under his armpit, or strapped to the groin, to keep it warm. So in that historical aspect, all the sourdough was “crotchbread”.

DO IT,.

god fucking damnit Mark, I’m gonna miss your gross-ass posts. You disgusting individual. I love you.

Thank you. This is a good way of making feminists look insane. Look, I just equality. You can keep your MUFFins.

Only if they also include butter made of human breastmilk.

Then my work here is DONE.

“crotch bread”. tee hee hee

I may throw up.

Mark you never, ever disappoint.

The possibilities...I wonder if I could cultivate some of this yeast to brew an IPA.

This is why people treat feminism like a joke. Eat and do all the gross things you want, but please separate feminism from that. It does not make you a feminist to make period pancakes, or bleed all over the place to make a point about periods. These are stunts to get attention. There is no dignity to any of this.

I was thinking FTM dominatrix specializing in whip play.

Ben Lashes sounds like the name of a beautiful pony or a cartoon fawn.