Poop eating pussies!

Why? Why do you feed your kids so much poop?  They tell me: “Please Howdydooty, we are so tire of eating poop!  We can not eat any more poop!”  But I cannot help them.

Your kids eat poop for breakfast.  Just like me!

Bad silly tiny yappy sicko puppy dog.  You chewed up mommy’s magazine, now the medicine has to go in your butt.  If you didn’t spit out the sick doggy pup medicine, this would be so much easier!

Ok sick tiny doggy. I’m fetching the spray bottle, and I think a spaying just might in your sicko puppy future.

Do you need a pepto mixed in with your food, you sicko dog pup?

Silly naughty sick little puppy dog. You tiny sicko doggy, you’ve made a mess all over the comments section!

It seems you might have some trouble understanding how words work. That’s ok, friend! I’m happy to help.

Now now doggy. I know you are one sick puppy but this is getting ridiculous. Thankfully, I have it on good authority that the dogcatchers are closing in, and soon you won’t be so sick and sad, little doggy.

You really are a little sicko, aren’t you?  You sick puppy!

Is that a Paul Wall lyric? I have trouble remembering all the way back to the 90's sometimes.

How right you are. When I think of the 90's, the first things that come to mind are classic 90's artists like Paul Wall and A$AP Ferg.

What in the sam hell are you talking about? That fatty clearly has a head! And although you can’t see her face, I can assure you that it is simply on the other side of her head, facing away from the camera. No one has removed the fat woman’s face from her head.

Ben Falcone! Is that you? You rascal.