“I still kick myself for not having a quiet word with you chaps in 2000 or 2004.”
Not trying to point fingers buuuuut.....

Seems illegal.

The person taking the pics, easily.

#TiffanyIsTheBestTrump

Never broke her smile, and then capped it off with the “we’re just friends” arm pat. Beautiful.

You’re going to have to be more specific, because virtually everyone other than Donald Trump and his supporters are entitled to a feeling of moral superiority.

Hell no. It’d be like running your vag into the corner of a counter, which I can tell you hurts a fuck ton, except now with the bonus of having a creeper do it instead of being an accident.

I think it has to be particularly difficult for South Floridians because of who Jose Fernandez was. He fought to defect to the US 3 separate times before he was successful. He was jailed for his desire to be free. He rose to the top of his sport and was one of the most vibrant personalities in the game. In a sense, he…

Honestly, of all the Food Network people with shows, I probably make her recipes the most. But goddamn you’re right about the completely ridiculous overpronuciation of Italian words. Plus she’s always making bolognese in a white shirt. Who does that?

I feel really bad for Giada’s kids, because no one else puts on a ridiculous fake Italian accent every time they say “parmesan.” Better-than-average chance one of them will try correcting a teacher at school at least once before getting laughed out of the room.

“Hope it pays for a maid.”

Pretty sure the greatest joy in life is felt when leaving Oklahoma.

Nah. Fuck punishment. NOBODY deserves punishment here. The NCAA needs to realize it can take care of most of these violations with a warning. Unless it’s major shit that affects recruiting/games/programs, the NCAA would do well to fuck off to a corner for a bit and settle down for once.

Sadly, that somebody was probably a work study student making $7/hour. Whatever the case, this is an absurd suspension. And I say that as a huge stickler for the rules. The NCAA’s rules are byzantine and inscrutable. When I was in coaching, I occasionally had to self-report violations that I had committed, even after…

The “1 to 10" scale is so worthless. I used to kid about this with my daughter when we went to the doctor. “The worst pain I can imagine? How about being on fire and having needles shot at me simultaneously?” Scaling whatever pain I have is bound to come out as 1 to 2, at best.

You missed the point which is this salary is out-of-whack with the vast majority of other enterprises that don’t employ slavery.

So, you don’t think this is unreasonable for a public employee who basically teaches people to lift heavy things?

Do you guys not get a day off after yesterday’s marathon?

Do you guys not get a day off after yesterday’s marathon?

It can even be more subtle. Cancer Treatment Centers of America* has a charitable foundation they use to pay patient’s bills and mortgages so the patient can pay their medical bills. So they take a tax write-off on that foundation paying out money that ends up costing them nothing because the money they use to pay…