Ash became concerned about his health when he couldn't recall the last time Texas had a decent starting quarterback.

John Daly is going into the nineteenth hole.

No, but I figure if I can out-smart him I can absorb his degree through his soul, highlander style.

The Big 12 sure has a lot of Mystique this year!

Things would have gone differently if the kids had stolen his property for sale on the black market. Officers would have shot the market.

This is the greatest out of context comment ever, it is now the standard by which all out of context comments will be judged. If a comment does not meet the level of this is will be deemed unworthy to be considered an out of context comment

Bortles wanted to know about his punting.

I think the real trophy is the outstanding education each and every one of these student-athletes earn at their respective NCAA® institution of higher learning.

Some shameless self-promotion here, but I'd encourage you all to watch Jeopardy tomorrow night. You just might see one of your most beloved, intelligent, and attractive commenters.

Vice cops always skim.

Oh, swell! I still haven't figured out this one.

Any fan who thought the large beer was a better deal and shelled out $7 for the 20 oz. beer instead of paying $8 for two 16 oz. deserves what they got.

If the Buc's had any class at all they'd be shopping Perry Ellis.

Just remember ALL FLOPS when you hate the man's game.

The D.E.N.N.I.S (Rodman) System!