Confession.

Melania hasn’t disappointed me, but neither have impressed me. So... probably no.

Someone is supposed to listen to her podcast for 2 hours?

It’s just kind of her thing.

Channeling aspirational figure Ramona Singer, no doubt.

“It’s like the Salem Witch trials, but for men.”

This is the website where we all voted missionary the best sexual position. I think some of you guys are kidding yourself about when, if ever, this crowd was anything other than basic.

I doubt it. I wouldn’t be surprised if she was wearing two pairs.

Ugh I don’t like Kylie, but I find it hard to believe her shade range was inspired by Rihanna. There is no way her company only started the development of these shades when they saw centuries beauty adverts. I would bet that this have been in development for over a year

MD, I adore you and gobble up your UK updates like limited-edition M&Ms, but Rihanna’s altruistic by offering makeup for women of color and Kylie’s not? L-O-L. They’re both shrewd beauty brands looking to make a shitload of money. Fenty Beauty is just shrewder.

Anyone else read “DumbDummy” in that signature?

It’s been less than a year. Somehow, it’s also been 37 years. “2017" is a bubble of warped spacetime.

It’s definitely Prince Purple sobbing quietly

Thank Goodness! While it’s not really dark enough for me (I like eggplant) I’ve decorated the bedroom with purple for YEARS - and my sheets are getting old (and really really soft). But finding new ones of good quality in a dk purple has been impossible. When these colors are “released” or named, designers do actually…

My typical business casual go-to is a tiara as well.

Relevant: Less gossip, but I saw this on FB yesterday and laughed. In only 12 hours!?

right? she’s just trying to stay warm! she’s not worried about being a street style icon (though she does look very cute).

That’s an honestly even better payment because you can put it on one of those really cool coin stands, put it on your bookshelf. If he really wanted to be a dick, pay it in pennies. But also, quit being a dick about this dude, no one likes you as it is.