Seriously, this isn’t the first time I’ve read someone say that Jones wants to kill your baby, apparently whether you want an abortion or not. It’s like they’re finally acknowledging that it’s a choice and decided the best way to argue that point is to skip right over it.

Most people don’t know this, but I’ve never been molested by Roy, either. The fake news won’t tell you. They didn’t even ask to interview me. A lot of other people are talking about I️t though. Believe me. It’s true.

“What about all the people Roy Moore hasn’t molested!?!”

Are we really sure Jeffery Dahmer ate those people? I wasn’t eaten. What about the millions of Americans who are alive today without even a hint of a bite mark on them? Think about it.

Lady’s got a point. Most of the country’s women have not accused Roy Moore of hitting on them as teenagers. In fact, 100% of unborn women, if we—if we’re talking unborn children women—which is what we really should care about, the unborn women in this country that Democrats are trying to murder—100% of unborn women…

Do not go on pony carousels at state fairs—you know, where the make the ponies walk around in circles all day. Do not go to zoos or aquariums, especially places like SeaWorld that make the animals do “tricks” for people.

I have lost friends over people who have gotten dogs from breeders, particularly ‘breeders’ that are actually puppy mills (‘oh yeah, we’re going to Lancaster to get our puppy! The Amish gave us such a good price for it!’....yeah, you got a puppy mill puppy).

This is great. A follow-up suggestion would be blocking breeder-fresh Christmas puppy photos. If you buy a dog from a breeder, you’re an enemy of dogs, and of me.

Wow, I’m really impressed with Instagram for taking a stance against these photos. Of course, it’s always hard to know all the context surrounding an image, but I think this is a great step in terms of educating people who have no idea that there is an issue.

Am I the powerful man?

Fuck yes

This is what being an ally looks like! Thank you, John Oliver, for using your privilege to hold Hoffman accountable. For any men wondering ‘what do I do’, this is it. You speak up and don’t let abusers get away with idiotic responses.

I will be the dick who points out that the design is so basic that I’m sure many other designers have ‘developed’ the same style organically too.

Seriously? I think it’s time you developed some sudden, unrelenting “jaw pain.” I bet his forearms would feel better after a few weeks. ;)

Same here. My wife is a 40F and I do my best to rub her back and shoulders every night. The way I look at it, I get the enjoyment out of them and in turn I should counter whatever pain they cause.

This is some photoshop or something right here. I’m 36 DDD and I nearly suffocated on my own rack the first and last time I did Yoga.

The 32 band is a unicorn no matter what cup size you wear. I have no idea why that is. Technically I could wear a 34A but until recently I’ve been too proud to reach into the A cup drawer. But whatever I got nice legs a wonderful ass and my little titties are very pretty so I’m going to go ahead and go with the A’s.…

I wear a 32H or 32E or 34DDD, depending on whose sizing we are talking here—and I was wearing a 32D back in high school. I always say I have spent more than 40 years trying to suppress my hair, my personality and my breasts—and I really haven’t done that well.

Can we start giving articles stars? 38J here and all my bras cost at least 60 bucks.