I’ve known Luka is good, but I really did not watch much bubble basketball last year nor much during the season this year, and holy shit, that doughy white boy is really, really good.

Citizen: But officer, I was just strolling the aisle in Walmart when I saw a nutjob getting ready to shoot up the store. I was fearing for my life, so I grabbed a baseball bat and hit the dude in the head. He kept moving and appeared to be reaching for his gun, and I feared for my life, so I hit him in the head again.

Um...you seemed to forget about the Nets, who are going to lay waste to the entire east and then evidently blitz the Suns or the Mavs in the finals.

White people...

In fairness, he was worse than a naked mole rat.

Pre-Durant, the Warriors were generally a home-grown, draft-created gift from the basketball gods playing the game in a way that was wildly entertaining.

Not necessarily. A drunk driver driving on the wrong side of the road crashes into another motorist. The cause of the accident was the driver was on the wrong side of the road, the reason: he was drunk with impaired judgment.

Nope. You are completely wrong. This fubar is due to Colonial Pipeline’s management being most likely utterly incompetent at cybersecurity. (I used to work upper-level IT—including cybersecurity.)

How much freakin’ time do these racist asshats have on their hands?

It is awfully hard for these individual young people to shoulder that burden and take that risk.

If you look at Jimmy Carter’s feet, they also appear huge.  It is a lens thing where objects on the edge of the frame are enlarged compared to the middle of the frame.  The Biden’s and Jimmy’s feet are distorted.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, that is great and all and sad too, but we seriously need to talk about Panama’s pants - at a party, where it does not appear as though other people at the party are wearing pajama bottoms.  

Carville is wrong about lots of (most) things, but he’s correct when it comes to the Democrats needing to get meaner.

Having slightly altered menstrual cycles is a small price to pay for the great 5G reception I now get after being vaccinated.

This asshat is stationed at the same base as the asshat a few weeks ago hassling a dude on the sidewalk in his neighborhood.

The obvious answer is stroopwafel on United.

All the adults in our family are vaccinated, but I still have a nagging worry about our 8, 8, and 6 year olds.

At least toss in one line somewhere in there with, “oh yeah, and the dude raped a woman in Colorado”, but hey, I’m sure we could leave out all the unpleasantness to talk about what great television the Cosby Show was.

Whitlock, Candace Owens, and Clarence Thomas

I have spent too much time thinking and reading about this through the years, and I agree with you.