While this is not popular, I am contractually obligated to point out that Kobe raped a woman, and the world would be a slightly better place if every story about Kobe at least mentioned that in passing.

“easy win of the two senate seats”

Conservatives run on and try to implement “no abortions ever”, “no tax increase ever”, “shred all (except corporate) welfare”, “no gay marriage” and any number of extreme positions that run counter the the preferences of the majority of Americans.

I like Obama and all that, but the man went through this entire interview without talking about how his TV ratings were, the size of his election victory, or how much people love him.

Trump will be Sarah Palin in a few years.

This is an outrage!! In fact, we should all buy a new Jeep and set it on fire to teach them a lesson!!

“I’m not a Texan...That’s how I know about Texas queso, that most sacred and musky of cheesy dips...”

Well sure, but Texas is big, so that counts like 16 normal states.

If Black people can convince 90 percent of Black people to put on pants or a bra, leave their homes in a global pandemic and consistently vote for a country that kicks them in the teeth and a party that doesn’t break its neck to appease us, then white people can convince white people to stop being so goddamned racist.

“A lot of people wanted to believe that Donald Trump was some aberration and what he represents is not indicative of America,”

“the only thing I know about Arizona is Las Vegas and Maricopa County”

I don’t know where you live, but I see they voted to legalize the good drugs!

Racism is a hell of a drug.

I’ve been on this planet a long-ass time, and one truism seems to hold.

Bush Jr. claiming victory and Gore conceding on election night in 2000 went a long way towards allowing Bush to steal the election.

I’m one of those 127,000 folks who did drive-through voting in Houston.

Far too many people like that the violence is going on against the other side.

While I’m going to lose sleep until the election is called for Biden, it is clear that Biden is leading at this point.

Yes, yes he has

I know this is weird and awkward, and doubly hard during a pandemic, but find someone you know who is not planning to vote, and find a way to help them vote.