The hair growing on the palms of your hands will require more time washing

Well sure, but wash your damn hands!

Can’t believe it took this long for someone to post this.

Out of the greys briefly until your heart explodes

I have come to the conclusion that Bernie Sanders’ existence in my reality is due to sexism against Hillary Clinton.

“Not enough people are voting for me, so I’m going to harangue Biden and make him pretend to be more like me.”

I don’t think “the establishment” is causing the increased turnout.

I guess it would be in poor taste for Biden to simply reply, “Scoreboard” to every Bernie question.

“But none of this is entirely surprising. The endorsements by influential Democrats as well as a media industry enamored with a comeback narrative have pushed Biden as the electable candidate against President Trump. His momentum is unquestionable, and that might be all he needs to win the Democratic primary.”

I’m normally pretty sensitive to accidental homophobia, but “Word of advice: If you want to be with a woman, you need to become a real man,” doesn’t really fit it.

Sorry, I wasn’t clear in my response.

While you are holding your nose, be sure to grab a friend or two and force them (dragging them if necessary) to vote with you.

I suspect those folks would be asshole drivers of any car they drive.

I’m pretty sure no one ever suggested that he go into permanent exile. He can probably find any number of other jobs to put his skills to use that do involve being a spokesperson for a Democratic campaign reaching out to black folks.

Why do we need full absolution? If nothing bad ever happens to asshats, folks are going to keep on being asshats.  

“But Daddy, I don’t have time for that,” his charge protests. “My pussy’s so wet. I wanna get dicked down now.”

The effects of “cancel culture” thing are blown out of proportion overall, while acknowledging that at times a few folks have gone overboard.

I think we can all sleep better knowing it’s easier to get a gun into this school than it is to show a bit of cleavage.

There are lots of ways to fix it (e.g., elections on saturday, national holiday for elections, etc.), but that ain’t going to happen until enough people show up despite the existing hurdles to vote the GOP out.

Sure, if you are middle class and retired, you got all day to vote.