Suzy was raped by a classmate after agreeing to study together for an exam. Police collected a DNA sample from a rape kit and have three suspects in custody. Based on the DNA from the three suspects, which one is guilty? 

As with a lot of things, Obama was right about Kanye.

Was in an Uber on the way to the airport yesterday with Steve Harvey on the radio talking about people feel stress because they are not trusting in “the lord”.

Warren has been tagged a “liar” by the GOP for a while now. Any story on Fox is accompanied by dozens to hundreds of people calling her a liar.

“While many men and 53 percent of white women—who voted against their own self-interest to elect an unbagged pile of dog shit—”

Do you hear the whirring sound?

7. Don’t expect a cookie just for being a semi-decent human being when it comes to race.

I can guarantee you that she has spoken to many a manager in her days.

Its gotta suck to be a mediocre white woman finally being recognized as mediocre.

Dealing with your foot fetish normally requires that you pay more not less.

My school was not so fancy to even have covers over the keys, we were pounding away without keyboard condoms.

Modern word processing compared to a manual typewriter puts the appropriate spacing between sentences based on font choice and such.  When I learned to type, such witchcraft did not exist.

I’m an old, and this is something that I have yet to be able to adapt.  Like right there, I just naturally hit two spaces because that is what I did for like 40 years. 

You have never met a Republican?

Yes, it was definitely the color of the car that was the issue.

Well, there was the crazy spring break in Cancun during college.

Well, he is Black, so a bit easier to come down hard on him.

Got Cozmo last year. Sucked massively.  There is a reason they went out of business. 

Celebrities, they’re just like us!

The DNC does generally suck, but if you think the “democratic establishment” is why Biden is running circles around everyone in the south, I just do not know how to help you.