I understand (but don’t agree) with the narrative that Hillary was anointed (despite the fact that she got an overwhelming amount of votes from actual people), but I do not understand how the DNC or other leadership are anointing Biden right now.

The only good thing about Biden running is that it ensures that Sanders won’t be the nominee.

Biden has a penis. Warren does not.

Look at that face and bow tie.

I think Black folks spend as much time online as White folks.

The thinking is that Biden can beat Trump because Biden both has a penis and is not Bernie Sanders.

I generally get the hate for the DNC, but I am baffled by the current bashing of the DNC for Biden.

As much as I wish she were still around, I suspect Trump’s presidency would have been pure misery for her, and I wouldn’t want to put her through it.

Let me be the first to welcome you to the United States of America.

Imagine, if you will, the brunch buffet on a Sunday at the Wynn in Vegas.

Sure, but “don’t get cum in my hair” is objectively better than “don’t get jizz in my hair”.

I’m sure that deep down, you are a nice person, but it is time to take a step back and examine what has gone wrong in your life that leads you to such an erroneous conclusion about cum.

You guys are really going all in on the “Raptors can win this thing” narrative today.

It is way, way too early, but the fundamentals of the election are at least somewhat clear at this point, so here is the HoustonDude position on 2020.

She should be a front runner, but she barely hits double digits in the polls and rarely (if ever) exceeds 15%, generally trailing Biden by 20 points and Sanders by 10.

Gillibrand is not going to be the President nor even the nominee for the Presidency. Not going to happen.

Wait, yes, yes I am exactly saying these racist asshats needs to be punched in their undoubtedly unfortunately looking faces.  

I’m not saying that all these racist asshats need to be punched in their undoubtedly unfortunate looking faces, but...

Well, he could have been the one with his arse in the sand.

This woman is clearly very economically anxious.