"After further review, it has been determined that the ball carrier was not facing Mecca at the time of his celebration; therefore the penalty stands."

If you smoke marijuana, Tony Stewart will kill you.

If I had a dime for every time a stoner acted aggressive, erratic, and combative towards me, I'd be a rich man.

Well, I guess you could say, that she had some dead weight in the trunk...

No, it wasn't. It wasn't in any way, any of her fault. She's fucking 9 years old for goodness sake. This is absolutely 100% the fault of the fuckwit who put an uzi in her hands, switched it to fully automatic, then told her to pull the trigger. The fully grown adult who, at any point, could have said "You know…

To be honest, it was partially her fault. Unfortunately, I think it was mostly the fault of the isntructor and the school for offering classes like this to children... Then also the American government for allowing idiots to get their hands on guns in the first place.

I'm hoping they sue the gun range owner into oblivion, frankly.

I don't like people anymore. Is there some way I can avoid all people forever?

This guy is going to kill someone someday. Heaven help anyone in front of him in line who gets the last cookie or movie ticket.

Yes, exactly. My point was that it isn't just "pay attention to me" it's very "stop making me conveniently invisible." The other performance art I have experienced seemed self consciously "weird" and fairly superficial.

I think Michael Sam has a pretty good story and it has nothing to do with his being gay. It is amazing that he's alive, not on drugs, not in jail, or not homeless.

Well, shit has calmed down in that time.

Nope. She is definitely saying "Fuckin' hell."

Short people have no reason to live.

Not listed in this article, but listed in the Gawker one, was that the flight attendant instructed the man to remove the devices, and he didn't comply. Honestly, if the lady hadn't thrown water in his face, an Air Marshal would have tazed him, which would have been hilarious.

Was it just me, or does it not sound that bad? She went flat for a bit on the big note towards the end, but otherwise I didn't think it was terrible.

Should we cut back our excessive use of SWAT teams full of heavily armed men and women?

If horror movies have taught me anything, it's that if those two start fucking in those woods, then they will be murdered.

I'm on board if this means no cops wandering into the words and arresting me for boning in nature.