I'll play devil's advocate here.. The Cecil B. Demille honor has nothing to do with a person's character and everything to do with the quality of one's body of work in entertainment. It's not a humanitarian award. To live on this planet you have to be able to hold this kind of cognitive dissonance in your head without…

Look, he may not be the Hollywood ideal, but Sean Penn is NOT ugly.

I can't hear you over his blue eyes.

Liz Cheney pulled out.

She actually looked miffed, like now she's going to be late for her nail appointment or something.

Maybe she does it all the time and is now used to it.

My favorite feature of the Gingerbread Estate is how all of the gingerbread women hold their purses tightly if you add a chocolate cookie to the set

Yep. I thought he was sexy from the beginning, but I've watched that particular episode about 8-10 times, and each time my pants catch on fire. Cotton fabric just cannot withstand the hotness.

Why does Perez Hilton always look so greasy? I've never seen a photo of him where I didn't think "I bet you can smell the ball sweat a mile away from that one"

Re: Felicity memorabilia, I wanted to say "suspected of breaking in to Keri Russell's house while she was asleep and rifling through her chunky sweaters," but I didn't want to trivialize the awfulness of the situation.

Does anyone else want to shag Sherlock? I thought he was weird and asexual and then suddenly during That Woman episode I realized I need him to come make smart arrogant man love to me. Like today. my husband says he is ok with it.

Fuck John Mayer. Because apparently I'm not out of that stage of my life yet where you would fuck someone just to have a hilarious story to tell your friends.

WHOM

Fuck John Mayer, of course. He's not bad looking, and I already have herpes.

I assume it's a typo, and Mayer was attempting a Frankenstein's monster-esque "How you love? What mean this 'love?'" Then he and Katy Perry ran out of flower petals to throw in the lake so he drowned her.

Black Mary and baby jesus are the best part of the card.

Let me state the obvious and say I love Yoko Ono. I have always loved Yoko Ono. She's one of the most inspiring beings alive. Her reputation is not only unfair, it is a paradigma of misogyny: she was an artist in her own right and she supported her husband through a number of ups and downs, and still she got shit for…

That Christmas card looks like somebody took a picture of the Liberace museum, then ate a bunch of Easter candy, then vomited on the picture, then took a picture of that.

That Christmas card is like the Sistine Chapel and AHS: Coven went to Vegas and had a shotgun wedding. Holy crap. I can't look at it directly. It's like a blingee come to life.

It feels like that Kardashian Krap may be the most honest thing they have ever done!