I didn't really think this article made fun of me...I have wicked, room-clearing farts. I have come to think of it as a super power.

Next time someone insists that Rape Culture isn't real, that men in this society do not feel that they are owed women's sexuality, that our culture does not pressure women into silence or compliance, that sexual harassment and assault are the lone actions of individuals and not the product of communities that tolerate…

I'm no lawyer, but I think she stands a good chance of wringing those assholes clean of every dime in court.

13 on the jersey, 51 on the helmet. Northwestern, no wonder you're not winning any games. Courage has the wrong helmet on.

WHAT.

This has to be on the same level as the Breast Cancer pink shitstorm, right?

I thought it meant that if you didn't have a 500 square foot flag in your front yard and 25 yellow ribbon magnets on your car then you want American soldiers to die.

But it's not the American flag. The design clearly pays tribute to two great American institutions worth dying for: candy canes and Disney's Fantasia.

That's a lot of American jingoisms for a company that misspells "Armor". GO BACK TO ENGLAND YOU LIMEY BASTARDS.

It's not blood, we swear! Just look at them.

Someone kept their flag out in the rain! GIT 'IM!

who in pet's name said that looked like blood? lol straw man much? its just a rugged stonewashed look. like many screenprinted tshirts are today. So much of today's "news" is making a huge fuss about absolutely nothing

I've always thought a swift (and not too hard, obvs) slap across the leg/arm/butt of a misbehaving child is far less damaging than a harsh word. So sue me.

No one in the history of humanity has ever had a rational conversation with an upset 2-3 year old.

Pictured: What Sarah Palin Thinks Her Orgasms Look Like

HEY BURT! YOU WIN A BOBBY AWARD FOR EXCELLENCE IN EXCELLENCE! I KNOW YOU CAN'T MAKE IT TO MY APARTMENT, SO I'LL GRACIOUSLY ACCEPT YOUR AWARD ON YOUR BEHALF...ALSO, I LOVE TAKING PICTURES OF MYSELF WITH MY CAT AND EDITING THEM IN PICASA.

My daughters are the second generation of modest dressing in this family.

The Boo Boo family as the Kardashians picture is charming.

I see my personal favorite - 4 hours - didn't make the list :)

At first I thought this was going to be about how he installed automatic lawn watering sprinklers that turn on at random intervals.