"Good evening, I live on the streets. Hello there, the sidewalk is my pillow."

I was hoping that among other things would be some magic phrase that would cause it to say something else, but alas, no. "I am Groot." seems to be the entirety of it.

I haven't watched the Swartzwelder pilot yet, but goddamn was Lookwell a bit of manic, absolute genius that was just an Adult Swim scheduling away from success.

"In that case I sentence you to a lifetime of horror on Monster Island! Don't worry, it's just a name."

I enjoyed his performance but it felt a bit rushed and almost angry coming from him. I do miss the laid back snake oil charms of Hartman's voice acting.

"Why? Why was I programmed to continue to feel interest in new AMC shows?!"

I don't know how he built a whole damn mural when he's so full of glue.

I'm hoping for a Thomas Pynchon doll, myself.

If you guys aren't actually reviewing any of the new season you can take a flying fucking carpet to Fuckoffityland with this shit.

Good luck.

87 upvotes. The AV Club became reddit so gradually I hardly even noticed.

Wow, I've seen the ACTUAL Ducktales intro and I don't think they got one thing right here: [TW] https://www.youtube.com/wat… [TW]

So I checked with a couple of online inflation calculators and if they're accurate that 50 bucks Nucky found would be around (very roughly) $1200 in present-time money. That's a lot of dough for the peanut guy to not really give that much of a shit about. I guess for him it was…[pops on sunglasses]…peanuts?

I guffawed at that line. GUFFAWED. Also I loved that smirk Edwards gave the doctor I can't remember the name of when he told him to quit his "n_____ games." I imagined Edwards thinking "Oh, I'm DEFINITELY not blinking now."

God that bit is so mean, but so funny.

The doll's trying to kill me and the toaster's been laughin' at me!

She's coming to Athens AND Atlanta? I have a feeling this tour is going to be a Good One.

Isn't Doug Benson the least funny frequent DLM guest?

"And I'll DIE a mutant!" [spits]

Angel Summoner and BMX Bandit!