Uh, I just hope Megyn is off her cycle at this debate. Otherwise there might be a shining elevator moment or she might axe-murder everyone. Each of which would not necessarily be bad.

He is, at a minimum, also more articulate.

Or like totally spray/saturate him with a super soaker of red everything.

When he goes ballistic says WTF, just shrug and go “It came out of a whatever.”

He is SOOOOOOO much cooler and better looking and smarter than Trump it can’t even be expressed in human language.

Bless Jim Henson and his wonderful creation of Sesame Street.

My day was “meh” and it was saved at 9.53pm by this gif. Thank you.

Here’s to hoping she doesn’t tow the party line and asks this racist, fascist douche of a human being some real questions.

Dipped in ketchup. Or jam.

Welp, when Megyn Kelly becomes the hero, it’s time for bed.

I hope she destroys him. And I really hope she asks him the same exact question about how speaks about women who disagree with him. Same exact one. Or better yet, I hope she quotes what he said about her at the debate.

Kelly: “Would you fuck me?”

He knows how to seduce the ladies. Just ask his daughter.

Please let her punctuate her questions with a tampax.

Mother, May I Mess With Perfection?

My only experience with Franco is Spiderman - because he is a 2 dimensional Marvel cartoon IRL too!

I lost 13 lbs in 15 days because morning sickness is a motherfucking bitch.

Every time Raven Symone says something, I think I lose an IQ point. That’s not cool guys, I collect IQ points like Precious Moments figurines!

Fun fact: In America we also have Freedom of the Press, which means you can’t legally get in trouble for beating someone to death with a rolled up newspaper.

Where are these morons being told this?