this is all beautiful oh my god

this is the winner

and still wont, bc of candace

Better than Monica's endless, Tardis like rent controlled New York apartment?

I’m more apt to believe that a couch stayed perfectly clean for twenty years rather than how they managed to live in San Francisco without knowing one gay person.

Had the See-N-Say and the yellow shopping cart. I really miss simplicity.

Yeah, but the inside of that place is terrifying.

Nuke it from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.

2 Full 2 Furious.

The overarching plot of this new season will be about how a house that size in San Francisco is now worth 800 million dollars.

I feel like these children are WAY too old to be playing with a See N’ Say.

I watched Full House as a kid. But when I’ve caught reruns on TV, when nothing else is on, the show does not hold up well at all. I can watch several other shows that I loved when I was a kid and they don’t have that problem.

ill need to watch with my sister and alllll the wine

Fire Code Violation

Is this the one where DJ and Kimmy are married to each other and have three adorable boys?

oh goddammit this show was awful in the 90s and it’s even worse now. BUT i want that fucking house though.

*watches trailer*

Tom Brady, bless him, is a golden retreiver of a human being. He’s good-looking, good at throwing balls, and has a brain the size of a chickpea.

He looks so vulnerable.

He wouldn’t know the meaning of the word.