Tell them that a giant slug captured me and forced me to wear that stupid outfit, and then I killed him because I didn’t like it.

I really do love her.

Anyone who cant explain this to their kid shouldnt be having kids.

“How am I going to explain bikinis to my daughter?!?”, says the man whose daughter will not be allowed near a pool or beach.

Men who think the point of feminism is to provide them with another justification to decide what women should wear:

Rome was awesome. We’ve got the blu-rays. Need to watch through it again.

Nothing like Columbusing another planet.

I've just about given up on these threads for this very reason. I even saw on another article where someone was irritated about being told not to feed the trolls harrumphing that he/she will respond to whomever he/she wants. It's like all of a sudden, Jez has been hit by an army of well-meaning yet naïve, earnest…

Stars. Need more stars.

Yeah, but I keep hearing people talking about the wonders of space exploration for the sole reason of mining the fuck out of it for minerals and resources. Fuck. That.

I hear the Moon is relatively pollution-free. Mars, too.

And it regards to that quote, he only said that because his mother did.

Did someone call me?

So I think clean energy is good, but I am going along with your thought exercise:

Like the Planned Parenthood shooter, this case seems to be one where the line between organized terrorist and isolated crazy person is blurry.

Ohhh, I get it now. Any mass shooting by a ferener is terrorism, but isn’t if it is some white guy. Got it. Ok ‘merica.

Fantastic, if maybe disheartening article. He wins my vote for THE WORST. Period.

Even if climate change wasn’t a thing at all, how can you see cleaner energy as a bad thing?

Yasssss Empress!

Will she finally reveal the personal tunnel system she had built under Chicago so she never had to be near the common people or get photographed by paparazzi that I am 100 percent convinced exists? If not, no thank you. I don’t need her tunnel lies but I do want to use that tunnel.