all men should moisturize.

Discovery is how come the Duggars, amiright?

it’s scary to realize how much power Don Lemon must have... eww.

Straight+White+Guys=INSUFFERABLE.

OMG I REMEMBER THAT COVER I was like what’s that homophobe doing groping that little boy??

? You’ve never read an US Weekly on the crapper, I take it?

your mom’s got an ugly wife with a stripper name? :P sorry

Hillary is at least open to the scientific argument that the Great Pyramids were royal tombs.

if by horrible abuse you mean “wrapped up in the flag and carrying a cross”

isn’t “finna” a po’verb?

Ben Carson is the reason why Homeschoolers shouldn’t be trusted (YES I know there are good families out there doing this, but I’m pretty sure this is one of the venues where Dr Carson first got his bread buttered).

Mleh. Have to give it to...

I hate “Big Hollywood” with the passion of 1000s suns, so this is welcome news.

these are the people we should be sending to fight our wars. Seriously.

ummm... the POISON PENNS v2.0 need their own article!!! You must be young! LOL

Churchill obviously never visited Dixie!!! LMAO

The thing I like best about this Ohio couple is they’re obviously Progressives, given their pumpkin painting choices!

Old straight white guys need it explained to them that “side hug” is generally the way to go.

THANK YOU for not putting Nash Grier in this listicle. Ugh.

maybe stop with the “honorary degrees” then? Seriously.