Guys, what if the new captain is JON HAMM. WHAT IF.

They could make up any backstory through exposition. Amy would make the effort, like Leslie Knope, to know the names and faces of all of the local hotshots.

Do NOT joke about this. I would cry. With happiness.

I'm going to stock up on diapers, just in case. No part of my mind or body could handle that amount of joy.

Kennedy just doesn't dazzle me. Her looks don't excite me and her talking heads don't, either. Her Little Richard was great but I don't get any strong feelings for her.

The decadent capitalism line was something worthy of the crown. How fucking smart. I was half-awake watching and that just shot me out of my chair.

It was Gloriano.

Perhaps she, like other's can contribute to an audiobook or other non-musical Grammy option. Didn't she play a rapper in a movie? Maybe she does have musical talent.

Max Greenfield got one nomination for New Girl, right? And he deserved one for his ridiculous, life-changing (for me) work in season 2. So it can happen. I needed a male character to love this way after New Girl's gas-leak year and Ron Swanson leaving me. Rogelio has stepped up.

I am very moved by the character of Alba. They turned a stock conservative grandmother type into a whole person who develops over the series and even in an older age confronts and challenges her own stances. She is such an excellent, meaty character and I really felt emotional when Jane honored her husband in that…

Telenovela Doctor Who. GIVE ME THIS SHIT. (Christopher Eccleston would look fantastic in a long red wig)

Can the show's online shop please release a Rogelio is my Brogelio t-shirt? I will want one in purple.

ONLY Jaime Camil could turn the line "we'll see how nicknames develop" into something befitting his Emmy reel. Jesus Christ, what a talented beautiful man.

That felt PERSONAL. I'm sure a lot of daughters felt recognition in that line.

I thought the Affair was heinous.

She left to develop programming at FOX. I assume she will top-bill the show she produces, so hang in there!

He does some excellent work in Dogma.

Michelle did a cute little bit on Cougar Town where she was on screen for all of two minutes.

I HAVEN'T GOT TIME FOR THIS MICKEY MOUSE BULLSHIT!

GORLOMI.