This is so awful. I'm so sorry. This is also why I hated being a pedestrian in Philadelphia when I attended college. The bikers were just flagrant disregarding the rules of the road.

I outright considered dumping the only man I've ever loved because the idea of marrying a grown man with a job who owns a bike instead of a car was reprehensible to me. It still is. We don't see each other anymore.

I like Randall Park a lot (Asian Jim is still my favorite Halpert prank and he's fun on Veep) and I enjoyed the Joy Luck Club's perspective on assimilation, so I'm going to try it. I hope Albert Tsai is able to join the show.

I disagree about Chicago PD - Sophia Bush has a glowing reputation of late. She came off of a long-running show where she played a wonderful character that lots of very young girls saw, got a divorce from a cheating creep making her look like an angel then became a social media personality and humanitarian (she's…

In a year of awful accents, Billie Piper on Penny Dreadful is still the worst. Gillan's Valley Girl will probably land third to Rebel's American.

It's already my new Mixology. I will watch one episode thinking I'll hate it and being right.

The preview and clip look terrible and not at all to the peak of Emily Kapnek's abilities. However, maybe she was tired of her wonderful Suburgatory not being watched and went for broad.

I think Abbie and Ichabod are the two main leads. They each have "teams" - Ichabod has Katrina and some new from-the-past characters we'll probably meet next year; Abbie has the police force and her sister. They also interact in every episode and have a pretty even split of plotlines. I see them as more Olivia Benson…

In the clip with Charmonique it's not that bad, but in the TRAILER. Oh my GOD. It's just Valley Girl, which is maybe the best Gillan can muster. But it's actual 1985 Valley Girl. Also, I can't wait until you see Keira Knightley in Laggies because WHEW BOY, I was distracted for the entire two hours by her nasally…

If you look at Instagram now, you can have over 10,000 followers for just being attractive and fashionable. One of my Instagram mutual followers is a stay-at-home mom who wears cute outfits and has a cute daughter. She has like 3000 followers based on her selfies and family photos with some personal details in the…

It also has the Sleepy Hollow fans/Star Trek fans/fans of general sexiness that John Cho is carrying over.

Honestly, I torrented it. The first and second episodes are out there somewhere, I downloaded the second because I had assumed that both had aired already, and was justly punished because now I have to wait a whole week to release my hilarious livetweets about Billie Piper's Martin-Freeman-In-Fargo batshit accent.

I really like Orphan Black's, as a recent title card for drama. Doctor Who's is still perfect. And I enjoy Homelad's though I know I'm in the minority there. Masters of Sex has a kitschy one, which the show is not, but I still don't hate it.

I have never seen anything like that in my life. And it NEVER ENDED. How the hell did she keep going like that?

I have never before been so repulsed by an image that I cried. I also cried at what happened because that story in episode 2 was so beautiful and sweet and I loved those characters together and then THAT SHIT. That made Game of Thrones look tame.

Can I talk you about Billie Piper's NEXT-LEVEL BONKERS BANANAS Irish accent?

I agree about the Summer Isles - Dorne for me was always more….Persian, perhaps? My Oberyn when reading was Oded Fehr, but Pedro and Indira have made me quite content with the casting in hindsight.

I was SO PISSED that they cast a light-skinned man as Oberyn, but THIS FUCKING GUY. THIS FUCKING GUY has been doing varsity-level thespian bisexual shit and I can't get enough.

PLEASE create a novelty account. PLEASE.

Malik's little brother, the one they kept saying "sit down" to.