... for half an hour looks far more physically demanding than Olympic curling.

Since America is still living in the past with the imperial system, your 27 degrees converts to let me see now -2.7..... some nice symmetry going on there

I usually show up to my destination naked and unconscious... so, I’m okay with that future.

Be... sure.... to... drink... your... Ovaltine!

That’s the part that surprises me a little. It seems like Christians are one of the groups really jumping hard on the essential oils bandwagon because of the whole “God made them” attitude. You’d think CBD (which actually has proven benefits vs some of the bullshit they claim from their oils) would be part of that.

Every time I get really high I’m like “someone drugged me!” Which is true, because I am someone.

Cannabis is the actual name of the plant, dude. “Marijuana” started out as a slang term, and was actively promoted by the U.S. government as a way to associate weed with dirty, scary Mexicans. There is nothing wrong with moving away from that legacy toward a world where people call Cannabis by its real name.

But when you spin them just a bit more, it forces snow into the pores of the road surface and then polishes everything to a near-black ice level of grip. It’s all about getting just the right amount of slip.

I backpacked and hiked Alaska for 25 years and they guzzled stream and lake water. I asked a couple of vets why my hounds never got Giardia and they said that dog digestive acids mostly killed Giardia spores. A buddy of mine got Giardia and nearly died.

If only there was a good guy with a gun present, then 5 police officers wouldn’t have been shot.

Darkness, imprisoning me, all that I see, absolute horror. I cannot live, I cannot die, trapped in myself, but Marlins Man’s gon’ meet Jeets.

Maybe his life has been one of disappointing surprises, and “what the fuck” is something he came up with on his own. 

I think curling is the sport the average Joe feels like he could compete in the most, and that explains a lot of its popularity.

In reality, you have no more chance of being an olympic curler than you do of winning the Giant Slalom with salmon on your feet instead of skis, but it just FEELS like you could!

While being an Olympic level curler must be orders of magnitude harder than what I think it is, it still feels like it’s possibly the one Olympic sport any average Joe actually has a chance of competing in at the Olympics. I’m not gonna count stuff like dressage in that because you still need gobs of money compared to…

Oops back on the boobies.

So he should be treated as a criminal for NOT breaking the law? Are you mental?!!!

the one with a “P” next to it?

That’s a good question. Like, at what point is everything already stolen - or willingly handed over, or algorithmically predicted - so further breaches are just... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

*takes a drag of cigarette, exhales*