houdaman
Houdaman
houdaman

What if he lives on the Eastside of Van, Texas?

A guy a knew from high school is a transit cop on the TTC in Toronto and by looking at his FB feed your figure he’d done tours in ‘Nam and Fallujah. Guy wakes up drunks who missed their stops for a living and he thinks he’s seal team six. Of the four people I’ve unfriended in my time on FB, he’s one.

“beserker-level confidence”?

“Not my record!”

Or the stores would thrive because a 500 dollar locator would be sold with each kayak. Lol

Fifty feet is barely ten body lengths for a short person and 50f is still 10 degrees Celsius. If you die in ten degree water before you can swim 8 body lengths you shouldn’t be near water ffs.

To be fair, everyone has a chance at getting the disease.

Plus one pyrotechnics explosion for you.

You mean the past three plus years of him attending major sporting events, seated where the camera can see him while wearing a bright orange jersey and a backwards, upside down visor while on the phone the whole time didn’t give it away?

Unless that dead baby in your briefcase is explosive it really doesn’t have anything to do with the security of the plane. It’s a dead baby not a bomb. Granted, it’s not a great look for whoever has the dead baby in their bag but the dead baby itself isn’t really a problem compared to someone with 3 pounds of c-4 up

Perhaps, I guess that would be why he insists on having a drink of beer too.

My parrot imitates the sound of me drinking a beer. Just heard him kind of clugging away while having a drink. He also says “what the fuck”, I’m a bad owner.

You fucking rule so hard man. That was hilarious! Thank you.

A dead baby, much like a brick of blow or a brick of sugar ain’t gonna take the plane down bro. Your safety would not be impaired by any of the three being on the plane with you. Illegal? Yes. A danger to the plane? Not in my eyes.

I’m notsure if you get the show “Border Security” on the Nat Geo channel where you live but if you do you should.watxhnit sometime. They have little plastic baggies with a glass vile in it. Put the powder in the baggie, break the vile, shake and then depending what color comes back they know if it’s drugs or not.

More *than one brain. C’mon man, use that second brain if ya have to. Lol

Certain cities have repeaters throughout to help those blocked by buildings to get a signal. Perhaps that was the case with you.

Not me, I bought a lifetime script for around four hundred bucks 7 or 8 years ago and don’t anticipate paying ever again. Got my money’s worth I’d say. YouTube, apple music, Spotify and the like weren’t around way back then so it was a good move for me but I can see how one might not think so now. 

Unless it looks like a bomb, gun or machete they should let the bag go through without much stress.