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Shouldn’t have said anything, Orlove would have showed up in AC, then did a post on how it was bust and no one showed up. Now we get another post about him hitching a ride with some “crew” and their Fast and the Furious exploits ducking the cops and looking for places to street drift..

Orlove is the voice of fools.. everything Jalopnik supposedly denounces, he praises..happens at least once a day.. Then Ballaban will defend him and ban commenters who call him out on it. See the street drifting article from the other day for a classic example.

Anyone else get the feeling Orlove is really a 16 year old that sits in his parents basement playing Forza and watching drift videos all day?

I think a better yet question is why does Orlove write a article a day about 20 year old fads that most Jalops want to just go away praising them like they are still relevant??? Street drifting, stance, enough already with the 16 year old fanboi/fuckboi shit. This shit is all played out.. Haven’t seen a stanced car in

Features editor=drift only editor in the Jalopnik universe.. and he doesn’t even own a drift car....

Yeah, I think Orlove went into it expecting all kinds of criminal activity ( read fun, to him), and the only reason he said it sucked is because the most excitement he got was trying to duck the cops. He wasn't there to expose these guys, he was there for his own self gradification, and they let him down. Hence, they

So ”Fancy” Kristen calls a idiot a fuck boy in a headline but someone calls Orlove a dumbass in the comments and gets the banhammer.. nice double standard there guys.. Is this the nice, friendly community you said you were trying to nuture here Jalopnik? Personally, I don't care what you print, just don't come off all

So ”Fancy” Kristen calls a idiot a fuck boy in a headline but someone calls Orlove a dumbass in the comments and gets the banhammer.. nice double standard there guys.. Is this the nice, friendly community you said you were trying to nuture here Jalopnik? Personally, I don't care what you print, just don't come off all

What you fail to note is that more often than not, these "productive choices" you mention often involve some form of criminal activity, often at the expense of the innocent or poor.. See drug dealers, insider trading, payoffs, etc. All productive for sure, but is that the kind of world you want to live in? Ask

The majority did NOT vote him in. The electoral college. Russians decided that for us.

No we didnt...or did you forget he lost the popular vote??? The fucking electoral college voted him in.. and did you also forget about that whole Russia thing???

Amazing how you can assess so much about a person you've never met based on their opinion about one subject they had on the internet.. Kreskin the Great, everbody!

Just because someone is”unfollowed” doesn’t mean they haven’t been a reader of this site from the start.. I just dont comment much.. doesnt mean I dont know what Im talking about..I was here with Wert, Spinelli, and alot of other better writers than Orlove and his drivel.. So go ahead and trust a bunch of millenial

You are really defending Orlove here, and if you read his junk since he started here, you would understand he is quite a poser.. what I gather from what he is saying is it was great.. and it sucked because we didn’t do more. ( sitting around the hotel room, having cops on their ass, etc) the tone here is it sucked

And that right there is how this article should have been written.. 

This new Jalopnik has become unreadable.. now the editors are putting the ban hammer down on comments.. it’s OK for Jalopnik (and Deadspin, Jez... et al) to call out celebrities, athletes, motorsport personalities very kind of name in the book, say fuck and dick and balls in headlines, but a commenter calls Orlove a

This new Jalopnik has become unreadable.. now the editors are putting the ban hammer down on comments.. it’s OK for Jalopnik (and Deadspin, Jez... et al) to call out celebrities, athletes, motorsport personalities every kind of name in the book, say fuck and dick and balls in headlines, but a commenter calls Orlove a

What a douche bag for even entertaining getting in a car with these idiots.. Orlove, you’ve hit a new low.. just shows your immaturity. How you’re a editor is beyond me. A poser trying to relive your high school days.. Go write for Teen Beat or something.

First off, any of those cars that were sourced from Michigan never had a chance of ever being true collectibles, even with low mileage.. Tin worm had probably already been in full effect probably before he got them being most of them were 80's to 90's. Add to that the shit way they were stored, the humidity of the

So much nope in this video, on so many levels. Whatever track this is needs to can the safety truck operator, because nothing he does here is safe, starting with the placement of the safety truck.. A fire in the trunk of a burning car? Right above the fuel tank? Think I’ll park right behind it so when it blows it