So ”Fancy” Kristen calls a idiot a fuck boy in a headline but someone calls Orlove a dumbass in the comments and gets the banhammer.. nice double standard there guys.. Is this the nice, friendly community you said you were trying to nuture here Jalopnik? Personally, I don't care what you print, just don't come off all…

What you fail to note is that more often than not, these "productive choices" you mention often involve some form of criminal activity, often at the expense of the innocent or poor.. See drug dealers, insider trading, payoffs, etc. All productive for sure, but is that the kind of world you want to live in? Ask…

The majority did NOT vote him in. The electoral college. Russians decided that for us.

No we didnt...or did you forget he lost the popular vote??? The fucking electoral college voted him in.. and did you also forget about that whole Russia thing???

Amazing how you can assess so much about a person you've never met based on their opinion about one subject they had on the internet.. Kreskin the Great, everbody!

Just because someone is”unfollowed” doesn’t mean they haven’t been a reader of this site from the start.. I just dont comment much.. doesnt mean I dont know what Im talking about..I was here with Wert, Spinelli, and alot of other better writers than Orlove and his drivel.. So go ahead and trust a bunch of millenial…

You are really defending Orlove here, and if you read his junk since he started here, you would understand he is quite a poser.. what I gather from what he is saying is it was great.. and it sucked because we didn’t do more. ( sitting around the hotel room, having cops on their ass, etc) the tone here is it sucked…

And that right there is how this article should have been written.. 

This new Jalopnik has become unreadable.. now the editors are putting the ban hammer down on comments.. it’s OK for Jalopnik (and Deadspin, Jez... et al) to call out celebrities, athletes, motorsport personalities very kind of name in the book, say fuck and dick and balls in headlines, but a commenter calls Orlove a…

This new Jalopnik has become unreadable.. now the editors are putting the ban hammer down on comments.. it’s OK for Jalopnik (and Deadspin, Jez... et al) to call out celebrities, athletes, motorsport personalities every kind of name in the book, say fuck and dick and balls in headlines, but a commenter calls Orlove a…

What a douche bag for even entertaining getting in a car with these idiots.. Orlove, you’ve hit a new low.. just shows your immaturity. How you’re a editor is beyond me. A poser trying to relive your high school days.. Go write for Teen Beat or something.

First off, any of those cars that were sourced from Michigan never had a chance of ever being true collectibles, even with low mileage.. Tin worm had probably already been in full effect probably before he got them being most of them were 80's to 90's. Add to that the shit way they were stored, the humidity of the…

So much nope in this video, on so many levels. Whatever track this is needs to can the safety truck operator, because nothing he does here is safe, starting with the placement of the safety truck.. A fire in the trunk of a burning car? Right above the fuel tank? Think I’ll park right behind it so when it blows it…

Preach! Been a reader since day 1, and find my self being more and more being an critic than a fan.. Shit went downhill after Ray Wert, Matt Hardigree and Murilee Martin left. They were replaced by Patrick George, that hack Orlove (who barely had got his drivers license) and Andrew Collins.. The first 3 were real car…

Another click bait article with not one pic of the actual thing the article is about.. Great work there Andrew! Keep collecting those paychecks for more lazy, half assed work!

I think what hurt Suzuki in the US was it’s dealer network, along with a undeserved perception they were cheap, like the Kias and Hyundais of the time. They should do a reboot in the US consisting of the Kisashi, SX4, XBee, all with AWD and 2wd options, hybrid, electric and gas, and the Vitara and Jimny as SUV choices…

Finally a story of substance and something he’s a expert in from Orlove...

Why has no one asked in the comments where the fuck were these girls parents in all this.. WTF? Not taking away Walkers culpability, but the parents are responsible for the kids til 18 unless they were emancipated....

Interesting how a swath of 16 y/o age of consent states comprise the Bible Belt, but yet it's 18 in more liberal states such as Cali.. 

He's still got enough of a pulse to father a child with Kate Hudson very recently..(in the last year, hell she might still be pregnant)