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+1 This whole thing has been a sham from day 1..The only reason Jalopnik got involved was this kid knew he was in over his head, got Jalopnik on board.

5 out of 10 for Audio (which in school is a failing grade..) but you go on to say this "Inside, you have a pretty decent stereo. Kokomo sounded excellent. That's where I want to go." Excellent and failing dont go hand in hand..This rating system sucks..

Skeletor

The more I read Orloves articles, the more and more he sounds like a idiot...You absolutely come across as knowing the bare minimum about cars. Diesels were on 1/2 ton trucks in the 70's and 80's. Hell, he makes it sound like some kind of revelation, Chevettes, Cutlasses, Impalas, Chevy half tons, S-10's  even Caddy's…

While I always say,"To each his own" the whole "fuck you, world" attitude is getting pretty old..13k invested in this?  13k he'll never come close to recouping, whether it be resale or insurance when he wrecks this thing.What does he have against his neighborhood that he goes out and spends 13k to build a big "fuck…

Chip on shoulder

Hell, could be a Chrysler 300 for all I know, or a STS from a few years ago..

Smelly french pirate hooker..

I think it means Parsecs, not minutes..

oh, and 0.5, Warm up your damn engine, bro, that was harsh on that poor thing...and you write for a car rag?

5. Straighten your front wheels.

Domestically, I would pick the best selling car that year, 1976, '79, '80,  and '83- The Oldsmobile Cutlass. My first 2 cars were Cutlasses,(the first one was a cushy Brogham) and I took out my first car loan on a 81. Loved the car, loaded, (even real T-tops) except for the 231 c.i. Buick V6. Always left me wanting…

Game. Set. Match.

You missed the best one— Florida Man ‏@_FloridaMan

Magical status? From driving a car?