I guess at least you can at least make sure that whatever you are cooking doesn’t burn while you are handling your business?

You so you’re saying despite being a citizen of Mexico with a Mexican passport, Louis CK is Kenyan and you would like to see his birth certificate?

No one co-opts shit unless you let them.

This primary isn’t really about the viability of leftist politics. Capuano is as progressive as they come, with a basically unassailable record (he supported single payer long before it was a thing). His career is a living testament to the viability of progressive politics. This is more about identity. 

what the Washington Post calls the “liberal insurgency”

I suspect something fishy going on there....

BUMP

Personally, I think “Take care of your fleshy flanges, kids.” Sounds much better.

First off, work is work, and the people who do an honest job should be treated with dignity and respect, on the clock and off.

Come on, telling someone their name sounds like a menu item is NEVER acceptable; specifying “a Taco Bell menu item” is racist af whether you’re referring to someone who is latinx or not.

Well, looks like it’s time to start arming journalists with assault rifles and RPGs. It’s the only sensible way to keep this situation from de-escalating.

Fat doesn’t make you fat, so I’m not sure how it’s whack?

Why are they calling this guy her “boyfriend”??? “Alleged captor” seems more appropriate!

I’m curious - you seem to hate “elite liberals” but then also a grass roots success in Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez...

Who is your ideal candidate, I wonder, and what side of the aisle do they lean towards?  Because if we’re talking about “barking-seals”, I can think of a few walruses and turtles that I would like to see…

his dog Jimbo was locked in a room, sitting in his own piss.

When I read the article, this is exactly how I pictured it:

and the dogsitter was taking a shower.

Here’s the thing about nicknames: when people like you, they give you one.

Have you ever been to El Paso, or even Texas at all?  This isn’t an uncommon occurrence.  I’d be more surprised if a guy named Robert who grew up in El Paso wasn’t called Beto, regardless of his ancestry.  I’m whiter than mayonnaise but even I have a jumpsuit with “Beto” stitched above the pocket.  The guys I worked…

I still rely on paper confirmations, boarding passes, but I also save them to my email, screenshot items and save it to google.