Please change the title of this article to “Instead of Grilling Salmon, Steam the Fuck Out of it with Lemon Mist.”

What a cement head.

Do MVP’s lose in battles for the #8 seed?

That’s because he is the human equivalent of a flaming bag of dog shit on your porch.

Science indicates running as hard and fast as you can difficult. Website publishes findings as "click-worthy".

Awesome footage of The Gadson in action!

Finally, a teammate of a giant dickhead does something notable in defense of opponent.

Westbrook is the guy that owns the NBA, right?

How many NBA Championships does he have?

When I think "Reasonable Price", I think, "Easily most expensive option".

Or you could eat something other than recycled IKEA furniture.

Not sure which take to use for this post.

Our bands were $140 each from Etsy. Mind is titanium with a scrap aluminum inlay.

Love that the even more balls-expensive Platinum is offered as a solution to Gold getting marred.

This article is absolute horseshit.

At least Ricky tried to play defense.

Fucking HOT TAKES. And, utter bullshit to anyone who watches the show.

Shane Roberts, Corporate Shill to Tea Overlords.

Shane Roberts, Corporate Shill to Tea Overlords.

No Justice, No Tea! The Manatea for You and Me!

No Justice, No Tea! The Manatea for You and Me!

Bullshit, bullshit, bullshit. It was the highest rated nomination.

Bullshit, bullshit, bullshit. It was the highest rated nomination.